dangolf18 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Hopefully this is not inappropriate. A friend forwarded it to me a while ago. Thought it was pretty funny. Subject: The Lesson A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is thedifference between potentially and realistically?" The father thoughtfor a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep withBrad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleepwith Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'dsleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me whatyou learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Wouldyou sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Ofcourse I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house andsend you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sisterand asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" Thegirl replied, "Oh my God, I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in aheartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother andasked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Ofcourse," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million buckswould buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and then wentback to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the differencebetween potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes...Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three MillionDollars..............but Realistically,......... we're living with twoSluts and a *****." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parabola66 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Ahahaha thats great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CUBANO Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Good Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squarehead Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Now that's Logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubergosupro69 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Hey, a million bucks is a million bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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