Popular Post El Presidente Posted November 28, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2014 Thanks to JK " Morning Sex "She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the tee shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said,”Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"She explained, "The egg timer's broken.” 11 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Coolio Posted November 28, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2014 Haha. Now I know what premature eggjaculation is! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Wheeler Posted November 28, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2014 I showed this post to my wife and suggested that we should try this, she just chuckled and said she likes her eggs hard boil not runny 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbandz Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I showed this post to my wife and suggested that we should try this, she just chuckled and said she likes her eggs hard boil not runny Bring friends......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emr Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 What did you smoke after? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AlastairE Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 I showed this post to my wife and suggested that we should try this, she just chuckled and said she likes her eggs hard boil not runny Bring friends......... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexvero Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Haha great one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hash Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 over easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I hope you didn't startle the birds too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikar Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Awesome!! Regards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoniaFraser Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Morning sex is actually the best sex you can have. I don't get it why people are doing it more at night. The men are always ready in the morning and it is really good. My husband also loves it, but as the time passes he sometimes has trouble performing. I bought him the V pills from https://espanolfarmacia.net/viagra-generico-precio/ and they really do the job well. He does not mind taking them and I don't mind for sure, because it is even better than before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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