After reading this yesterday, I knew i was golfing today and brought a NC just to screw around.
Notes:
1) I've smoked cigars on the course before, but not terribly often.
2) I'm a 21.3 handicap (no one makes that up...), but shoot high 80's low 90's regularly.
3) The cigar is a pain: Light it up, put it down, go long with the big stick, pick up cigar, put it down, pick it up, etc, etc.
4) The stick burned light crap because its too hard to pay constant attention.
Side note: The wind from driving the cart messes with it, so then I'm dragging on it too much, its just not terribly enjoyable.
5) Probably not that interested in continuing to smoke on the course, I'll save it for hole 19.
Some of you are better men than me if you can multitask golf, cigar, drive cart, wink at cart girl, repeat.