OZCUBAN Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 My wife and I decided to take an organised trip to Afghanistan to see for ourselves what the place was like. It didn't start well when the train we were travelling on broke down a few miles north of the capital. We were stranded in a third world **** hole with streets full of angry bearded types glaring at us; the wife stood out in her brightly coloured sundress as all other women had head to toe burqas.We were extremely scared and convinced that we were in deep trouble. Just then, Dave the organiser suddenly remembered that Finsbury Park also had a tube station, so we were able to get safely to Paddington and on to Heathrow for the rest of our journey to Afganistan. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffDaddie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftimatic Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Now thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowjr1 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Funny but true...folks will wake up soon I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldy Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stigmata Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 actually i think its unfunny... and islamophobic some of the comments after it are just as ridiculous... number 1 alot of those people came to the west after their own country had a history of colonisation and plundering from the western world... often there was genocide involved... an englishman should be the very last to talk about his nation being invaded by foreign types.... go ahead...!!! flame me!!!... i think i can handle it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Festa Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Woah. Hold on a second. Ask yourself. If OzCuban was Islamic, would the joke be funny? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stigmata Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 ask yourself if it was a jewish story or a *** story... would someone said "and wake up"? problem with all this phobia .. is most people get carried away some of the people in here might be in exactly the same environment... and theyre being hammered by this kind of thing day in day out... i reckon some people sleep with the lights on... im convinced of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Festa Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 If OzCuban was a *** Jewish man would it be funny? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LordAnubis Posted October 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2014 Steve (OzCuban) is a great bloke. See what your **** stirring has caused steve !?!?!? Ahahahaha.. It is funny. Discrimination is all about intent. Unfortunately, reading text can not display ones intent. I can guarantee you there is absolutely no intent in this joke. If I was smoking with Steve on a Saturday afternoon at The Garden he'd say this joke and i'd laugh at the huge grin he'd have on his face, and i'd say something highly inappropriate myself. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordAnubis Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 If OzCuban was a *** Jewish man would it be funny? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Ahahah yes it would be funny.... that he is a *** jewish man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZCUBAN Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 Steve (OzCuban) is a great bloke. See what your **** stirring has caused steve !?!?!? Ahahahaha.. It is funny. Discrimination is all about intent. Unfortunately, reading text can not display ones intent. I can guarantee you there is absolutely no intent in this joke. If I was smoking with Steve on a Saturday afternoon at The Garden he'd say this joke and i'd laugh at the huge grin he'd have on his face, and i'd say something highly inappropriate myself.:lmao: My black sense of humour always gets me into trouble ,no harm meant, if one cannot laugh in today's uber politely correct society its a sad world indeeed I am neither racist or anti-Islamic one of my best mate is lord Anubis who by the way is a Muslim and one of the nicest guys you would ever wish to meet people who know me well know I will take the piss out of anything ,I might be many things but politically correct isn't one of them 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro2486 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 My black sense of humour always gets me into trouble ,no harm meant, if one cannot laugh in today's uber politely correct society its a sad world indeeed I am neither racist or anti-Islamic one of my best mate is lord Anubis who by the way is a Muslim and one of the nicest guys you would ever wish to meet people who know me well know I will take the piss out of anything ,I might be many things but politically correct isn't one of them Gotta side with you mate. No harm was intended and IMO being super PC about life is a bigger sin than an off coloured joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westg Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 And I thought all that touchy feely stuff in the pool on the weekend was just by accident Steve ....when I said we need a bigger pool ,I know why you winked at me now... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlomo Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 My black sense of humour always gets me into trouble ,no harm meant, if one cannot laugh in today's uber politely correct society its a sad world indeeed I am neither racist or anti-Islamic one of my best mate is lord Anubis who by the way is a Muslim and one of the nicest guys you would ever wish to meet people who know me well know I will take the piss out of anything ,I might be many things but politically correct isn't one of them You got a problem with black people and their humour now too? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZCUBAN Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 And I thought all that touchy feely stuff in the pool on the weekend was just by accident Steve ....when I said we need a bigger pool ,I know why you winked at me now...You said what happens in Bali stays on bali LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckucci Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Smh... Here's a great idea, why don't fly to Syria next! Or Africa, I hear its beautiful over there right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stigmata Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Fair enough.. But reading the comments below ozcuban meant that he was setting the tone. It's not about being politically correct or not because if it were.. We'd be hearing alot of stuff about Jews and gays. We don't! We all know that right now Muslims are a bit under the pump and there is little reward in those kind of jokes followed by "too true hop folks will wake up soon I reckon " Disgraceful stuff. For the record I'm not a Muslim... And the "what if he's a Muslim.. Jews gsy saying it" is a ridiculous deflection because he isn't... Thanks for seeing me straight ozcuban.. And stating your intent on record.. We don't all know you and we don't all know how it effects the many Muslims on here individually. I know there are a few.. Lord Anubis is merely one of. Sorry to bust up your non politically correct joke.. I think it's a touchy period in history in regards to Muslims. I don't have a problem with what Muslims wear or where they choose to live just as I don't have a problem with seeing religious Jews and what they wear in their enclaves... Foreign looking to me or not that's one of the things I can rejoice in. I should be living in a democracy with people being free to wear what they like. Worship how they want. Freedom is not a right it's a duty. That's what the ancient Greeks believed. You don't pick and choose what comes with freedom and democracy. You either are or your'e not.. You cannot choose who or when. Which is the mistake alot of us make. Hopefully common sense prevails in all areas with all people including rednecks and bogans as well as everybody else in doing the right thing to all those around them. But that comes with tolerance from all quartets not just those opposite to us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topdiesel Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Stigmata, I could say the same about you using jews or gays as an example to show how offensive a Muslim joke is. What made you choose jews or gays? It almost comes across like these are all sensitive issues that are not allowed to be discussed. A joke is not very funny if the person listening isn't surprised to some extent by the outcome. Then you go into an attack on Englishmen. Is that ok simply because they are not perceived as a minority to you? I think anyone has a right to talk about their country being "invaded" by foreign types. I don't think there was any talk of invasion in the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva13 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Stigmata, I could say the same about you using jews or gays as an example to show how offensive a Muslim joke is. What made you choose jews or gays? It almost comes across like these are all sensitive issues that are not allowed to be discussed. A joke is not very funny if the person listening isn't surprised to some extent by the outcome. Then you go into an attack on Englishmen. Is that ok simply because they are not perceived as a minority to you? I think anyone has a right to talk about their country being "invaded" by foreign types. I don't think there was any talk of invasion in the joke. The whole point of the joke was that the Uk is being invaded by muslims, did you not read it? I think decent muslims have to alot more to worry about right now then an old joke posted on a cigar forum. Ive heard many versions of it referring to Pakistanis/Carribeans/Africans etc etc. Its just a bad joke. No need to get stressed about it. Weekend is nearly here...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topdiesel Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 No, I read that a neighborhood has a large portion of one population. Here in America that is quite common. I thought the joke was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva13 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 No, I read that a neighborhood has a large portion of one population. Here in America that is quite common. I thought the joke was funny. Good for you. Have a good weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topdiesel Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 thanks, you too. Weather here should be great for some nice smokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugman78629 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Been there; Done that.......Never, Ever,ever, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiva13 Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Nice one man. I'm delighted for you. I'm going out for a rare night out with the missus tomorrow. I think I'll break something out too. Doubt the weather will be nice this part of the world though but I'll battle on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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