Gonna add to this for today...
A heavily pregnant Irish women gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.
After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “well lass, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them, they are safe and with your family.”
The woman says "Oh no, not my brother! He’s an eeejit" Expecting the worst, she reluctantly asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not such a bad name! I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "DeNephew."
Have a great day!