Male Plastic Surgery....have you indulged? Options

[El Presidente]

Another conversation of recent times.

I can't recall one male mate who has had plastic surgery ie facial, penis enlargement or liposuction (I thought the whole Hernia thing with ken was a ruse for liposuction but he actually put on weight in hospital).

Anyway....the female with whom i was having this discussion clearly states that 1 in 15 men are having vanity surgery today of differing complexity.

My immediate answer was "No fricken Way". Things in the world are changing but surely not that fast. ken still wears a football sock down his pants, Shagga still looks in the mirror with a smile each morning and slaps his gut, Des's face still resembles a topographical map of New Guinea. All happy ...if twisted...campers.

So question without warning.

Do you have "any mates" who have had vanity surgery?

Do you "colour" your hair.

...the last question was really just to make Smithy feel better about colouring his

[LeighFermor]

I must admit (and this is embarrassing) to having penis reduction surgery. Didn't want to, but with all the back problems I was having there really was no choice.

[Buch0]

So question without warning.

Do you have "any mates" who have had vanity surgery?

Do you "colour" your hair.

...the last question was really just to make Smithy feel better about colouring his

Not in the slightest, being only 24 I doubt it would even cross anyone in my age groups mind to be honest.. Even if they did, I doubt they would admit anything!

Haha is that so Smithy? Looking forward to the next video review then mate. Maybe the new hair colour will do more to entice a cigar market for women than the new RyJ Julieta

[demiurgic]

I must admit (and this is embarrassing) to having penis reduction surgery. Didn't want to, but with all the back problems I was having there really was no choice.

LOL !!! LOL!!! LOL!!!

[jimbo1973]

No, in fact I had the option free of charge. Long story short, I took a blow to my nose as a teenager resulting in a slightly crooked nose and deviated septum. Later as an adult complications forced me to have my septum straightened and at the time, they offered to straighten the whole nose out. I declined, couldn't see the point of the extra work for them and discomfort for me.

[BrutustheBuckeye]

I must admit (and this is embarrassing) to having penis reduction surgery. Didn't want to, but with all the back problems I was having there really was no choice.

U 2 eh!!!!!...my wife was complaining too!!!!!!!


As far as any real Plastic Surgery.....HELL NO!!!!...I can barely go to the dentist without having a panic attack,i can't even give blood.
I'm 34 year old semi decent looking,big burly,construction worker guy.And i intend to be buried like that(you know what i mean)!!!!! I have lots of tattoos but thats diffrent.

Unless you have an accident(like a Tiger ripping your face off)Plastic Surgery ain't for this guy!

[Colt45]

This eerily reminds me of the time we were asked if we wax, and if so which body parts

[Ken Gargett]

you seriously seriously need to -

a) stop drinking,
stop sniffing glue (or at least thinking that the conversations with the fairies at the bottom of the garden are real),
c) get a real job or at least a hobby (posting rubbish is not a hobby), and/or
d) seek help (getting pissed with smithy is not help).

failing this, i'll have to ask macho if he'll assist with another intervention.

[MIKA27]

Its a great question Prez.

NO, I haven't had any surgery nor do I know of anyone who has.
I personally don't believe people should unless they have some sort of deformation or injury.

[Shelby07]

I must admit (and this is embarrassing) to having penis reduction surgery. Didn't want to, but with all the back problems I was having there really was no choice.

So when are you getting the breast enlargement and facial hair removal procedures?

[jquest63]

No, but I'll bet lots of men working in modeling, acting, etc probably get this work done.

[LeighFermor]

So when are you getting the breast enlargement and facial hair removal procedures?

I said reduction, not removal!

The upside to the surgery is I can dunk a basketball. I'm 5' 4" tall.

[Leroy]

Does "anal bleaching" count?

If not then no, I haven't had any vanity procedures.

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[Van55]

I have had two basal cell carcinomas removed from my face. In each case I used a plastic surgeon to do the repairs -- not to enhance my appearance, but to minimize the disfiguration.

I guy who happened to go to the gym at the same time I did had pec inserts. Gay guy. Creepy.

Have known a few guys to have hair transplant surgery.

[WesmacMike]

All the trails on my 35 year old face have a story to tell- and that my friend is CHARACTER!

[dicko]

maybe when I'm older I'll get a little nip/tuck. although, i am a gen Y whore haha
what's a little botox between mates?

[buster]

Does "anal bleaching" count?
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This is why I come here...learn something new every day Now, should I ever bring up the subject of anal bleaching over cocktails and someone asks me where I ever heard of it, I can say "On my favorite cigar forum." But I have to ask: Where in God's name did you ever come across this? The only thing I can think of is if you (or someone you know) graduated from cosmetology school with a degree as a C.A.B. (certified anal bleacher, of course). Maybe we can cut the unemployment rate with some targeted training programs here

As to the original question, I do know a couple of mates who had early hair loss and had plugs. And I would never color my hair...even if I had enough hair to color

Rick

[rob]

I went to the doctor last year - he said they had a procedure that would add 2 inches to my penis length.

I said "what the hell am I going to do with a 10 inch penis"?

[BrutustheBuckeye]

This is why I come here...learn something new every day Now, should I ever bring up the subject of anal bleaching over cocktails and someone asks me where I ever heard of it, I can say "On my favorite cigar forum." But I have to ask: Where in God's name did you ever come across this? The only thing I can think of is if you (or someone you know) graduated from cosmetology school with a degree as a C.A.B. (certified anal bleacher, of course). Maybe we can cut the unemployment rate with some targeted training programs here

As to the original question, I do know a couple of mates who had early hair loss and had plugs. And I would never color my hair...even if I had enough hair to color

Rick

Ive heard that anal bleaching is popular in the porn industry......JesusCookies can tell u more about this im sure!

[android]

I must admit (and this is embarrassing) to having penis reduction surgery. Didn't want to, but with all the back problems I was having there really was no choice.