• Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

  • Feedback



About Drguano

  • Rank
  • Birthday 03/03/1952

Contact Methods

  • AIM
  • ICQ

Profile Information

  • Location
    Lat: 44°55'30"N Lon: 93°15'31"W Elev: 840ft
  • Interests
    Whisky, cigars and leaving the ground
  1. Very nice Quai D'Orsay Coronas from the Night of the New Cart 24 x 24. Good price for some handsome, fragrant sticks - ETP AGO 16
  2. Brilliant! That leaves $5.00 for your co-pay at the clinic!
  3. Before I saw that this was multiple choice, I thought, hmmm, good booze or cheap hooker. But then, i’m Old School...
  4. When I was growing up, my mother was always by my side...
  5. Lovely Punch LE 2017 sampler...
  6. After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo – and he doesn't travel light – the chauffeur notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the chauffeur, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the chauffeur. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Reluctantly, the chauffeur gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried chauffeur, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the chauffeur. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" "Bigger." "Governor?" The Chief asked. "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" "I don’t know but he's got the Pope as a chauffeur."
  7. An Irish women has twins, and decides to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ Another goes to a family in China and is named ‘Wan.’ Years later, Wan decided to send a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Wan, you’ve seen Amal.” Thanks to Gary O Dowd
  8. Blowfish

    Depends on the bait...
  9. If you look carefully, you can just make out her thighs on either side of the box. Definitely no pun intended.
  10. Brilliant

    I see another business opportunity for FOH... the Long Lunch Mobile: “Booze up, pig out and sleep it off!” The link has the following info: The best waves aren't always right in front of the best accommodations. Unless you're staying at the Truck Surf Hotel. Located on the coast of Portugal and Morocco, the Mercedes Actros expands into a two-story retreat right on the beach. The interior offers a kitchen, living room, and bathroom with a show below while private bedrooms are above. Ample windows and an outdoor terrace keep the surf in full view, that is if you're not already out there riding it. Your stay comes with a buffet breakfast and a range of packages make sure you get the most out of your trip.
  11. Blowfish

    I was recalling a very seedy t-shirt shack in Florida that was selling a garment that showed an trouserless angler, waist deep in a lake, being pleasured by a bass. The caption was"The Happy Fisherman"...
  12. Splendid box of Juan Lopez Seleccion No.2 - MEL FEB 17

Community Software by Invision Power Services, Inc.