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About Drguano

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  • Birthday 03/03/1952

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  • Location
    Lat: 44°55'30"N Lon: 93°15'31"W Elev: 840ft
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    Whisky, cigars and leaving the ground

    We'll miss you this year but delighted to hear Di will be with you in 2019! Just stop with the Star Wars puns...
  2. Well done! John is an excellent choice.
  3. st paddy's day

    I will observe the occasion from the safety of my porch with a glass of Yellow Spot and a stogie...
  4. Irish Whiskey

    Yellow Spot is still my favorite but these two are worth a taste. The Green Spot Chateau Leoville Barton cask has a very fruity strain to it. The port finish Teeling Single Cask also hits the spot and is Non Chill Filtered.
  5. Tasty box of RyJ Short Churchills arrived today. SMA JUN-17
  6. A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "£101 237.64" The Aussie replied. The manager choked and exclaimed £101 237.64? What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then, I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki". The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?". "No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said........."Well, since your weekend's f*cked, you might as well go fishing.""
  7. Nice box of Edmundos. Great aroma. Cat approval. BUP SEP 17
  8. It should come as no surprise that I am a cat person. We have three neutered beasts that do not go outside so the birds and rodents are safe as are our kitties. Agnes would like a large dog but would be on her own when it comes to picking up the byproducts.
  9. Happy Birthday Rob! Hope you get some manly presents!
  10. Google says: 10 shitloads per metric fuckton. In English measurements, it’s about 66/7 shitloads per fuckton. Most people prefer to use metric. Personally, only a true fuckwad uses the fuckton as a unit of measure...
  11. Lovely Monte delivery today. A splendid box of Dante’s MEL DIC 16 and a cracking box of Petit Edmundos OBM MAR 17. What a fragrant box this is!

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