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About Drguano

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  • Birthday 03/03/1952

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  • Location
    Lat: 44°55'30"N Lon: 93°15'31"W Elev: 840ft
  • Interests
    Whisky, cigars and leaving the ground
  1. Just got back from Grand Island Nebraska. Right on the centerline and had 2:38 of the most amazing experience ever. If you are on the planet for the next one, get your self somewhere for totality. Here is a poor iPhone shot of totality with Venus visible to the right. Unbelievable... r
  2. Picked these up in Schiphol Airport Duty Free this morning just for kicks... ORG MAR 17
  3. Box split of gorgeous RA Sidons (AUM DIC13) and beautiful La Flor De Cano Casanovas (PTR DIC 16) from the incomparable Mr J!
  4. Many thanks to Peter Batkin who thanks his buddy Terence Day for the following: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot". She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
  5. Rob, Smithy has already written a letter to Santa requesting this: http://landspeeder.radioflyer.com/
  6. Wednesday Humor

    Need a good laugh to cut through the mugginess!
  7. Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas Tx. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he felt GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
  8. Diplomatic No2 from TOS FEB 17 and Rafael Gonzalez 88 from SOW DIC 16 box 1050 of 8888. Lovely...
  9. Narwhal is delightful. I enjoy most anything from Sierra Nevada and Founders. If you like Narwhal and Founders Breakfast Stout, watch for Founders Imperial Stout.Very tasty. Then there is the rare KBS... truly sublime...
  10. Gurkha? I thought this was about a $750 cigar!
  11. I had to read the title twice. The first time I saw an extra 'i' in the last word which seriously changes the theme of the thread...
  12. Wages at the Kempinski

    Thanks, Nino!
  13. I haven't purchased anything non-cigar related in years. Wait, I did buy a new pair of shoes but I am still wearing the old ones...
  14. I sometimes get a dry mouth after my eighth cigar of the day.
  15. Weekend Humor

    A man had been working in London restaurants for years when he finally landed position at Claridges. One night, he was waiting on a table with a wealthy patron and his well endowed date, and, just as he was about to serve the soup, the young lady leaned forward and one of her breasts spilled out of her low cut dress. Without a pause, the waiter used the soup spoon to gently ladle the wayward bosom back into its proper location. He then went back to the kitchen to procure a fresh utensil. The Maitre d'hotel who had witnessed the even, took him aside and said they would have to let him go. "But why," asked the waiter, "i thought I handled the situation delicately and with great discretion!" "That you did," came the reply, "but you see, at Claridges, we always warm the ladle!"

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