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About Drguano

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  • Birthday 03/03/1952

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    Lat: 44°55'30"N Lon: 93°15'31"W Elev: 840ft
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    Whisky, cigars and leaving the ground
  1. I was trying to read the box in the picture. Now it does look like a '2'. Ha! That must not be what I smoked this morning! Definitely skinnier than 46 ring gauge Super Selection No2! Now I have to rename my review. Either it was the des Dieux or who knows what. All I know is it was damn tasty!
  2. Thanks! I will burn some offerings to the gods...
  3. Looks good! Are the La Escepcions readily available or were you smiled upon by the cigar deities? I am headed for the Amalfi Coast in a few weeks for the AmiCigar gathering and hope the wife will steer clear of the purse shops. Anyone else going?
  4. I watched the latest review of the Punch Royal Salute 11 and remembered that I'd received a Punch Super Selection No. 1 from a cab of 50 at an event at Club Habana during the Havanathon last November and decided now was the time to fire it up. I am hoping someone else might have taken note of the box code and year as I haven't a clue nor do I recall the name of the man who shared them. I blame it on the mojitos... The cigar is fantastic! Complex and medium to full body that started at the first puff and continued down to the nub. The flavors ranged from caramel and honey to a strange fruity essence that I cannot quite put my finger on. Melon perhaps? This was perhaps the best vintage cigar I have experienced. Good thing I have now idea how old or box code or I'd be mortgaging my house to find more. Superb! On the left in this picture is the box and the most generous benefactor who provided them. Thanks!
  5. And we are using Tablets again!
  6. A Winchester woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?' She replied, 'I'm late for work.' 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?' 'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded. The cop stammered, 'A what?............ 'A Rectum Stretcher!' 'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet' 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?' he asked 'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge..
  7. Lovely fragrant Monte PE MEL JUN 16
  8. A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk." The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray- haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
  9. Monte Especiales No 2. Lovely, pungent aroma...LAU JUN 16
  10. You can count on me! Oops!
  11. I am in the Harry Potter Space Program...

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