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Walked into a bar... jokes
GrouchoMarx replied to Ken Gargett's topic in Cigars Discussion Forum "the water hole"
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. He says "I'll bet anyone here I can put my penis in its mouth and not be harmed". Several people put up some money so he whips it out, and puts his dick in the gator's mouth. After a couple minutes, he whacks the gator on the head and it lets go. The man is unharmed and wins the bet! Then the man says "anyone else want to try". No one does, except the blonde girl in the back who raises her hand and says "I'll try - just don't hit my head too hard!". (ta boom tishhhh) -
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Your cocktail recipe of choice ?
GrouchoMarx replied to El Presidente's topic in Cigars Discussion Forum "the water hole"
Perfect dry martini: Gently pour gin over ice into a cocktail shaker. Have someone walk through the room with an open bottle of dry vermouth. Stir, pour - add 3 olives. -
In the future, archeologists will wonder why we died with such clean bums.
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dogs or cats - which are smarter?
GrouchoMarx replied to Ken Gargett's topic in Cigars Discussion Forum "the water hole"
Regardless - only pigs treat us as equals. -
Online Dating Sites?
GrouchoMarx replied to El Presidente's topic in Cigars Discussion Forum "the water hole"
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Video Review - Cohiba Esplendido - UAO JUL 19
GrouchoMarx replied to MoeFOH's topic in Video Cigar Reviews
Exactly as described in the review - well, I guess it should be with the same box code! LOL My read is that they can certainly take some more time - although the one I had was marvelous! -
Video Review - Cohiba Esplendido - UAO JUL 19
GrouchoMarx replied to MoeFOH's topic in Video Cigar Reviews
After watching the review I just had to crack a box and have one! -
What's up for the weekend"
GrouchoMarx replied to El Presidente's topic in Cigars Discussion Forum "the water hole"
Snow. -
Friday Funny
GrouchoMarx replied to El Presidente's topic in Cigars Discussion Forum "the water hole"
Actually is the word meaning someone who can't hunt, cook, or fish. 😉 -
What's on your 2020 cigar buy list?
GrouchoMarx replied to anjimj's topic in Cigars Discussion Forum "the water hole"
Geez... you almost hit my exact list! I'll be getting a whack of fundy's and the hunt will be on for some cohiba lanceros along with your mentions!