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About Drguano

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  • Birthday 03/03/1952

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    Lat: 44°55'30"N Lon: 93°15'31"W Elev: 840ft
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    Whisky, cigars and clouding men’s minds...

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  1. A stunning PSP box of Romeo y Julieta Short Churchills s from a recent 24 x 24. MSA ABRIL 19. So fragrant...
  2. I merely said “I think you’re supposed to smoke them separately...” He replied that you can do it either way. I said no more because they were plugged. He separated them, kept the Maduro, gave me one and gave the other to another bystander. He then trimmed the stick an inch at a time until he could breath through what was left. I could not get it to draw and made a tactical departure.
  3. I went along to a party hosted by one of my wife’s work mates whose spouse is “really into cigars”. This was my first time meeting them. The crowd was interesting, some would say unusual. Sort of a cross between “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” and “Duck Dynasty” The husband of the workmate is a nice bloke and really wanted to show me his Humidor. It is about a meter tall and has nearly empty drawers of non-Cubans. He keeps it at 73% r/h by soaking sponges in distilled water. I mentioned I like to keep mine around 65% and he said that doesn’t work for him. Fair enough. Then he spied a coffin in one of his drawers and said “I have to smoke this right now!” It was a Hamlet Culebra. We went outside to join the gathering and I turned to find my host lighting up all three at once. Would you say anything? I did.
  4. Cracking box of San Cristobal de Habana El Principe from LGR NOV 17. Nice rich aroma...
  5. I'd like to thank all the members of the Academy for this great honor (not to mention the cigars)!
  6. This poor devil suffered greatly on a rip home from the UK but I could neither smoke it or dispose of it until Rob’s challenge. The cap and most of the head were hanging on be a thread and the shaft was unraveling. I did not expect much of a draw and was sure it would simply disintegrate after a few puffs. No need to cut it, I was able to get a reasonably good pull out of the stick and was able get it lit. The stick held its ash over halfway through. Flavors were nice though muted and never evolved. There was some spice and leather notes. It had medium to light body. I don’t know how much was due to the cigar or the thunderstorm raging overhead but not an overly impressive stogie. Bonus joke: why was the leper’s hockey game halted by the ref? There was a face off in the corner...
  7. Big H.Upmann day at La Casa Del Guano. Lovely box of Connossieur A from LMB SEP 18 and a very fragrant box of PSP Magnum 50 from ESL FEB-19. Wow!
  8. An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery. The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me." The Irishman replied, "That's just simple thievery, I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results." The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick. The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked 2 more times and after eating them again the owner says, "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?". The Irishman then said, "Look in the Englishman's pockets."
  9. I was lucky enough to find one box in this tiny Tabacci in Maiori last month and nabbed it after smoking one the night before at an AMICIGAR event the night before. Very tasty.
  10. Some of you may never have heard this debunked but nevertheless slightly amusing tale from the heady (pardon the expression) days of Apollo... Almost 50 years ago, Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.. but did you know what was his first thought on the moon?? When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind” statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.”Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky” statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
  11. Another treat from the EOYR Sale. Cracking box of Hoyo De Monterrey Le Hoyo De Rio Seco from TPO DIC 18. Lovely smell...
  12. I use this on the larger ring gauges... And I save this for Ghurkas...

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