Erm310mce Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Me: "Hey Honey, I'm home, long day at work. How was your day?" Wife: "Great thanks" Me: "Dinner smells great!" Wife: "Yeap! So......you have a lot of cigars!" Damn....Busted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckearns Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Run for cover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortsqueeze Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Women are clever detectives, or we're just idiots. Maybe both. It may take them awhile, but eventually they figure it all out. Sometimes it doesn't even take them that long. Sometimes as soon as you open your mouth they know you are lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 ....Sometimes it doesn't even take them that long. Sometimes as soon as you open your mouth they know you are lying. 'Cause it's what we do, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 *I once read a test thread conducted on men with their male friends/women with their female friends and to see who would either vouch for, tell on, or be neutral toward their friend(s) in the following scenario: Husband: "Hi, Jane. I'm wondering, have you seen Martha (his wife)?" and implying her whereabouts are questionable. Ten of the female friends were tested and three said, "That's a good question. I'll try to find out." Four said, "Well I know Jane and she would NEVER play the field on you!" Three told him, "Well, George, you know that wherever she is it's none of my business. I just don't keep up with her schedule." The whole time, though, George knows exactly where his wife is. The test involving the man's male friends, vice-versa: Wife: "Hi, Sam. I'm wondering, have you seen Bob anywhere? I just don't know where he could be right now," and the whole time Bob's whereabouts are known to his wife. Twelve of his male friends were tested: Three said Bob was at Home Depot/Walmart/Pete's Grocery with them earlier. Five said Bob had been at the club with them the previous night, went home with them to sleep it off, and had left early that morning on his way home. And four of them said he was still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicko Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 oh lawdyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeafLover Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 My reply: "Almost as much jewelry and boots that you have babe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armedak Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Rule number one never let the wife know how many cigars or guns you own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazolaman Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 My reply:"Almost as much jewelry and boots that you have babe." Exactly the way I respond,"has your magic wardrobe been producing more shoes again"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investandprosper Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 This is why I frosted the glass of my Vinotemp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDNeh Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Dear, the only reason I have so many cigars, is that you won't let smoke as much as I would like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puros Y Vino Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Dear, the only reason I have so many cigars, is that you won't let smoke as much as I would like. I need to borrow that line. Once she finds out how many I really do have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erm310mce Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 Dear, the only reason I have so many cigars, is that you won't let smoke as much as I would like. This was close to my response! I said something about it being winter and I stock up blah blah... She was cleaning up and just out of curiosity she opened my humi. She has never done that before! LOL.... Anyway, I have the coolest, nicest wife on the planet that gives me no grief about cigars, unless I think of having one in the house. We had a good laugh and she is cool with it. But it's good to know I'm not the only one to maybe forget to let the wife know about new additions to the humi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puros Y Vino Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Anyway, I have the coolest, nicest wife on the planet that gives me no grief about cigars, unless I think of having one in the house. We had a good laugh and she is cool with it. Same here, somewhat. Mine does not want me smoking in the house. We have two floors of wall to wall carpet so I'm cool with that. But she's only "OK" with me smoking cigars. But she sees that it gives me a lot of enjoyment and once in a while she'll smoke a cigarillo. Which I keep in stock just for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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