OZCUBAN Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'Operator: 'What is your location sir?'Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.Operator: 'Are you there sir?'More heavy breathing and another minute later.Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'This goes on for another few minutes until....Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street .' Love the Irish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubber Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Haha nice one Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPORTER Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Very good. I heard that joke from my father 30 years ago. His version was a horse that died on Exchequer Street. The policeman had the horse dragged around to Dame Street before he'd fill out the report. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hash Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optic101 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Priceless ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 LOLOL brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Very good. I heard that joke from my father 30 years ago. His version was a horse that died on Exchequer Street. The policeman had the horse dragged around to Dame Street before he'd fill out the report. In front of the Patagonia shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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