Popular Post El Presidente Posted October 7, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 7, 2015 We get to see some strange requests/comments.....but I thought I would post some of the classics that bring a smile to our faces. All in good fun " .....Aged Monte 2, Rosado wrappers only with a box code of August 08 at a HQ or PSP standard" ".....Cohiba Clubs with light wrappers please" ".....Can you mark the package as "not bovine semen" as it is going to our lab. "......sealed box of PSP" "......can I return the box Nov 14 as my daughter came late and I now need a box of Dec 14" "......sorry for calling you on your cell Christmas Day your time. I had no idea. I'm jewish. "......I am not really happy with them. the cigars look great but I just thought they would be bigger" ".....Shouldn't the aged stock have come with a second band or something" ".....I apologise for accusing you of selling fakes. It was my error. Di pointed out you never sold me that box and indeed when I checked, I bought it somewhere else. "......Can you please confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying through your company" and my all time favourite from a local ".....Rob I need to see you as it appears all the boxes you sold me have an expired code" 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MIKA27 Posted October 7, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 7, 2015 Classics indeed! "......Can you please confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying through your company" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalls Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Not bovine semen. Epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakemirror Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Funny stuff! I was relieved to see that none of my emails made it on the list..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZCUBAN Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 ".....Rob I need to see you as it appears all the boxes you sold me have an expired code" Someone's in the poo??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattW Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Some absolute crackers there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Festa Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 LOLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btp1979 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "......I am not really happy with them. the cigars look great but I just thought they would be bigger" There is so much that could be done with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkbuckeye Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Haha. "Can you confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying from your company." I laughed hard at that one! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasabar Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 So.... .... You didn't respond to that whole husband email..... Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 "......can I return the box Nov 14 as my daughter came late and I now need a box of Dec 14" This one doesn't make sense to me, you can only buy cigars several months after the box date at the earliest. So he would have had to order the cigars a few months after she was born right ? So how could his daughter be late if he's ordering them several months later. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockemSockem Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 YIKES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Lady Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 ".....Rob I need to see you as it appears all the boxes you sold me have an expired code" Someone's in the poo This one had us in stiches when we got the call 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted October 7, 2015 Author Share Posted October 7, 2015 "......can I return the box Nov 14 as my daughter came late and I now need a box of Dec 14" This one doesn't make sense to me, you can only buy cigars several months after the box date at the earliest. So he would have had to order the cigars a few months after she was born right ? So how could his daughter be late if he's ordering them several months later. it still doesn't make sense to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post El Presidente Posted October 7, 2015 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 7, 2015 So.... .... You didn't respond to that whole husband email..... Right? We never respond to wives...... or lawyers acting on behalf of wives 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyIvan Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I think we may need to sample those expired sticks. For, uhm, scientific research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbibby Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Seeing how it would be immoral to sell expired product, you can send all codes that have past to my address. Thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archosaur Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCgarman Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 How many wives suspect that you may own a dating website? I'm sure lots of them are wondering why the credit card bills are suspect!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthson Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Aw, **** - that was rich, Rob. Wife: "I'm just sure he spent over $400 last month on porn-O-graphy!" Can we pay more to have you label the packages as "expired bovine semen?" Actually, they might open that package............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I have boxes 12 years expired???? Do I throw them out? Will they damage the 2 year expired cigars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleDD Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 How many wives suspect that you may own a dating website? I'm sure lots of them are wondering why the credit card bills are suspect!! Hell my wife asked me if I have a girlfriend because I'm always on my phone "texting" as she says. It is really me typing on the forum and checking the 24:24. Hilarious. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigaar Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 ".....Rob I need to see you as it appears all the boxes you sold me have an expired code" This one had us in stiches when we got the call Uh-oh, exipred dates? Time to call Fair Trading... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaDisco Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Ah we are such a misunderstood lot! "Club Czar" definitely raises an eyebrow when a woman first encounters it on a credit card statement (remind me again precisely WHY I agreed to a joint account?? ), it's not quite as suspicious as '*****int.com' though. After a recent IT upgrade at work I tried to sign on to the site and was immediately barred by the software for trying to connect to a 'porn' site! Explained it all to the head of IT and he moved *****int.com to the approved list, so now everyone in the company can peruse! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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