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We get to see some strange requests/comments.....but I thought I would post some of the classics that bring a smile to our faces. All in good fun " .....Aged Monte 2, Rosado wrappers only with a b

We never respond to wives...... or lawyers acting on behalf of wives

Classics indeed! "......Can you please confirm what my husband is repeatedly buying through your company"

".....Rob I need to see you as it appears all the boxes you sold me have an expired code"

Someone's in the poo???

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"......I am not really happy with them. the cigars look great but I just thought they would be bigger"

There is so much that could be done with this nyah.gif

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"......can I return the box Nov 14 as my daughter came late and I now need a box of Dec 14"

This one doesn't make sense to me, you can only buy cigars several months after the box date at the earliest. So he would have had to order the cigars a few months after she was born right ? So how could his daughter be late if he's ordering them several months later.

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"......can I return the box Nov 14 as my daughter came late and I now need a box of Dec 14"

This one doesn't make sense to me, you can only buy cigars several months after the box date at the earliest. So he would have had to order the cigars a few months after she was born right ? So how could his daughter be late if he's ordering them several months later.

it still doesn't make sense to me lol3.gif

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How many wives suspect that you may own a dating website? I'm sure lots of them are wondering why the credit card bills are suspect!!

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Aw, **** - that was rich, Rob. Wife: "I'm just sure he spent over $400 last month on porn-O-graphy!"

Can we pay more to have you label the packages as "expired bovine semen?"

Actually, they might open that package.............lookaround.gif

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How many wives suspect that you may own a dating website? I'm sure lots of them are wondering why the credit card bills are suspect!!

Hell my wife asked me if I have a girlfriend because I'm always on my phone "texting" as she says. It is really me typing on the forum and checking the 24:24. Hilarious.

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".....Rob I need to see you as it appears all the boxes you sold me have an expired code"

This one had us in stiches when we got the call lol3.gif

Uh-oh, exipred dates? Time to call Fair Trading... lookaround.gifhole.gif

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lmao.gif Ah we are such a misunderstood lot! :cigar:

"Club Czar" definitely raises an eyebrow when a woman first encounters it on a credit card statement (remind me again precisely WHY I agreed to a joint account?? thinking.gif ), it's not quite as suspicious as '*****int.com' though. After a recent IT upgrade at work I tried to sign on to the site and was immediately barred by the software for trying to connect to a 'porn' site! surprised.gif

Explained it all to the head of IT and he moved *****int.com to the approved list, so now everyone in the company can peruse! wink2.gif

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