Friday Funny - yo momma's so big

[JackFNQ]

In Port Douglas last night having Tapas, food great, service pathetic.

Anyway finishing the evening at Coles wife is putting groceries into trolly and I said didn't we have enough toilet paper after buying a 32 pack. She says it's just kitchen paper towels, I said sure depends how big your bum is, on the normal size scale that 32 pack is just confetti, but this is 'yo mamma normal size' and no your bum would not look big in this.

Only kidding.

But going to Coles after dinner date gives away over 20yrs of marriage.

[JackFNQ]

Hard to remember exact words after concussion.