El Presidente Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Continue on this story until May 31. Each additional ditty to continue on from the previous. No more than three ditty's per member. Each goes into the draw for a box of cigars chosen by myself Let's start with this.......and yes.....poor rhyming is mandatory. Good rhyming preferred The story can go anywhere....but keep it clean "ish" ______________________________________________________________________________ While not one to come to rage, another large ring gauge will leave me less sage. From Beijing to Beirut, while the honchos torch another $100 cigar with their loot, I am left checking the couch for change….. while smoking a cheroot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainQuintero Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 A cigar not suited to fellows of such class, certainly never one to be accused of crass. Rising from banking I took a leap, fed up of being the wolf of wallstreet. Settled on my throne as chief cigar elector, dinner is ready someone test the smoke detector 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scap99 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 The smoke detector inspector was a conscientious objector. Just like those with money to burn who never learn. I only yearn for some Cuban leaf to burn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 smoke detector's busted so I light up a carlota wish that there were more, so I think I really oughta send HSA a line, but i know it falls on deaf ears if they brought 'em back only playing on our fears as ELs or REs neither really going to cut it a regular carlota is something to behold deliver intensity of flavor - oh so bold what were they thinking i guess they weren't flavorful or not, all our money gets burnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwr0201 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 When buying boxes of Habanos on 24/24, so many good deals make me buy more & more. Quality means little to me, whether it's HQ, PSP or even PE. So long as the sticks all tend to burn well, I usually say what the hell. Now my wife finally threatened to show me the friggin' door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmg Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 to burn or not to burn, that is the question. i must be crazy for such a suggestion always light up, whenever the chance or strip down butt naked and get ready to dance is that clean "ish" or does it need kleenex someone take over because I'm still hungover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickHendeson Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Oh lord I hope JMG can keep his clothes on But I'll be on the safe side, hit the porch until dawn Pack a couple of DCs and an panetella to boot If you bring me a mastercase I might just take root 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drguano Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Apres root, a cheroot can be tasty, For the sake of your mate don't be hasty, In your moves be sublime In the groove take your time Or you'll be lonesome instead of on dates, see? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ayepatz Posted May 16, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2016 Now, when your date has lost the urge, it's time to hit the card, and splurge. If what to purchase isn't clear, then panic not, for help is here. Attend the tale of Rob and Ken, two slightly sozzled Aussie men, who love to drink and take the piss whilst puffing on some Cuban bliss. The first, upon his plastic seat, bemoans the other's naked feet. The other rolls his eyes, and jests of shirts that look like Rorschach tests. The banter, babbling fast and loose, is bolstered by a bit of Bruce. As driftwood flavours fill the air, a second bottle fills the pair. Their repartee is not in vain as most cigars approval gain. They don't resort to angry words unless reviewing Hoyo turds. And when they give their blessing voice, they help us narrow down our choice, advising where to spend our cash. Such good advice is never rash. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeypots Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 But when those glorious cigars arrive, From so very far away, oh dear! I stress out about that thirty day rule. It's carved in stone, it's written down so very clear. Should I wait those 30 days, or be a fool? At those beautiful cigars, I can only look and drool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akela3rd Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Ayepatz is obviously channelling wee Robbie B. He needs a cigar to feel it you see. Depends on the marca, vitola and year And whether he's been on the Scotch or the beer. Sent from my HTC One M8s using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsolomon Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 It's John Lee Hooker that I want to hear, Singing about bourbon, scotch and beer. As I travel from bar to bar, Looking for one where I can smoke a cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akela3rd Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I likes 'em cheap & cheerful, I likes 'em big & strong. I likes 'em on the weekend I likes 'em all day long. I's happy when I light up I's sad when there's no more, But I's can always count on Another 24 (:24) Robbie puts 'em up there, Diana sorts 'em out The rest of the team they do their thang And cigars get sent about (the world) Sent from my HTC One M8s using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper669 Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 And when they arrive, I open the box There is that smell that knocks off my socks Then as I touch it to flame There's that flavor that screams my name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomF Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 each puff will revealcreamy smoke of wood and fruitnow a memory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooper669 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 from the past. too bad this will not last but I picked a skinny instead of a Sir Winnie Now I must chose which is next, a double or a mini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattygukas Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 But I fear not because I know what's on the way, The FDA will say no way, no way. We will not listen to them, not in the least, cause we are sure Kenny has been talking to his priest. The prayer was sent with the utmost respect, and now we can light up without any fret. Cohibas galore, will never bore, the likes of us, The cigar *****. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomF Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Rob and Di are from down Brisbane way Their cigars there are more than OK When I email Di and I get a reply It does more than just make my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tino Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Contact Di quick, compliment her shoes, Bad luck Europeans, you snooze, you lose. Wait for that email, you'll be shittin' bricks Post on the forum, but no US politics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliverdst Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Europe is not bad You should see what I already had Poverty, politicians, war At least at night I have a cigar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schumi5 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 The land of the free and home of the brave However I will soon need to smoke my cigar in a cave Personal accountability and the freedom to choose No longer applicable with so much to lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigarsandcoffee Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Behold the wonderful cigar, knowing that some come from afar. Not sure how to describe the flavor, but it's something most savor. It's an hour or two of pure bliss, not many would care to miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickHendeson Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 I laughed* with poor Oliver, from Brazil Of the Zika virus, they've had their fill Let's hope a nice smoke will see him through The Olympics, the economy, and the whole hoop-de-doo * in sympathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFNQ Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 is going two due-deux duo-e rua de poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schumi5 Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 A house of cards ready to fall. Governments spend and tax while consumers rack up debt at the mall. That lovely debt, a tax on the young and unborn Yet, we constantly ponder why they are so forlorn. A world economy in shambles they will inherit. Prayers and hopes that they will at least be able to buy a carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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