Never Ending Story Comp: May

[MIKA27]

On 16/05/2016 at 5:14 AM, ayepatz said:

Now, when your date has lost the urge,

it's time to hit the card, and splurge.

If what to purchase isn't clear,

then panic not, for help is here.

Attend the tale of Rob and Ken,

two slightly sozzled Aussie men,

who love to drink and take the piss

whilst puffing on some Cuban bliss.

The first, upon his plastic seat,

bemoans the other's naked feet.

The other rolls his eyes, and jests

of shirts that look like Rorschach tests.

The banter, babbling fast and loose,

is bolstered by a bit of Bruce.

As driftwood flavours fill the air,

a second bottle fills the pair.

Their repartee is not in vain

as most cigars approval gain.

They don't resort to angry words

unless reviewing Hoyo turds.

And when they give their blessing voice,

they help us narrow down our choice,

advising where to spend our cash.

Such good advice is never rash.

So many great posts, I dare not even attempt, especially after the above, covers everything IMO. 

[Yagermeister]

On 5/26/2016 at 2:31 AM, MIKA27 said:

So many great posts, I dare not even attempt, especially after the above, covers everything IMO. 

I agree that composition is worthy of fandom,
But lucky for us Rob's taking whatever we hand him
Though our entries may not be stellar
The Czar's a fair fella
And I bet his pick will come at random!

[TypicalSituation]

I agree that composition is worthy of fandom,

But lucky for us Rob's taking whatever we hand him

Though our entries may not be stellar

The Czar's a fair fella

And I bet his pick will come at random!

The czar is not random, his moves are precise,

Quick and decisive, like a wusthof chefs knife.

For he doesn't have time to play childish games,

He must concentrate on Cigars and their respective grades.

Seconds or Hand-picked or even Psp,

I appreciate this labor of love for me.

But enough with the Cigars, I came here to tell,

A story of the East coast that's hotter than hell.

Outside the temp is 91 degrees

And I'm inside staying as cool as can be.

Thermostat sits at a cool 69

And beer number 4 has me feeling quite fine.

Thankfully this heat should break in the morning, and we can be done with the heat index warning.

[jmg]

has the drawing for this been done yet?

[Fuzz]

On a chilly June night, in merry ol' Brisbane

Rob was sitting at home, smokin' n chillin'.

When an alert from the forum, disturbed his sweet bliss.

Perhaps it was something, he could afford to miss?

Blast it to hell! They remembered that thread.

With so few replies, Rob thought it was dead.

A nice box of cigars, some member will get.

But where are the one's, from that EPL bet?

I'll let Greg pick the winner, he's a pretty good sort

Packing and sending, cigars members had bought

So Greg read the posts, but couldn't decide

Which one he should pick, from those who replied.

The post that wins, this great cigar prize.

Should be infinitely witty, funny and wise.

'Twas at the end, he found the right one.

A lyrical post, that clearly had won.

The choice was suspect, the members a buzz

He flipped them all off, and gave it to Fuzz!

 

[Colt45]

with grin ear to ear Fuzz accepted his prize

and though vertically challenged, he still shared high fives

[zeedubbya]

Give the box to a mod, now that would be odd.

Lest the members revolt, and throw a fit 

And say hell with these 24:24s--we quit 

But who of us would actually do that

Even though our cards are maxed and our humidors fat.  

To win a whole box of cigars of the Prez's choosing 

It should be the person who's story was most amusing 

Fuzz, your story is compelling 

But I am not buying what you're selling 

And while I regret another contest I lose

I believe Ayepatz story would be the one to choose!  

(Ayepatz, if the win of a box you should get,

Think of Mika27 and Zeedubb for a split!) 

 

 

 

[El Presidente]

Let's draw this 

 

Winner up by midday 

[Ferrero]

This thread was great. We will kick off another for June but its now time to announce a winner for May.... PS. Adam's back!

Congratulations Typical Situation! Flick me a pm and will get Rob's choice of prize on the way to you.

[TypicalSituation]

This thread was great. We will kick off another for June but its now time to announce a winner for May.... PS. Adam's back!

Congratulations Typical Situation! Flick me a pm and will get Rob's choice of prize on the way to you.

Woohoo! Thanks Rob and the crew!

[kuma]

She asked me; do you love the cigars or me.  I gently handed her the Cohiba I was smoking and she replied;

"Thank you I thought you would never give it back"

[jmg]

congrats on the win and thanks Rob and the gang for all the great contests!

[ayepatz]

Congrats TypicalSituation!