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My favourite quotable movies are The Big Lebowski and Nacho Libre.  Amongst my friends; if any of us start a quote from either of those movies, the entire script will be quoted nonstop.

This is not 'Nam, Smoky, this is bowling, there are rules. 

Jeremiah Johnson

Never Cry Wolf

Platoon

Unforgiven

Full Metal Jacket

There are some great lines in the opening scene of Full Metal Jacket with the drill sgt. Specifically: 

Drill sgt: how tall are you?

Soldier: 5 ft 9 

Drill sgt: 5 ft 9. I didn’t know they stacked s**t that high. 

And to another recruit:

Drill Sgt: What’s your excuse?

Soldier: Excuse for what sir?

Drill Sgt: I’m asking the fu**ing questions!

Dumb and Dumber has also been mentioned. Too many quotable lines in that movie to list. That movie came out almost 25 years ago and it is still so funny. 

The Princess Bride

Any movie with John Candy 

 

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From Full Metal Jacket, 

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: As soon as you finish your bunks, I want you two turds to clean the head.
Joker and Cowboy: [in unison] Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!
Joker and Cowboy: [in unison] Sir, yes, sir!

 

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."  -Jules, quoting Ezekiel 25:17

Then, there’s a lot of great Dangerfield quotes:

“I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish! OK, fine.”

“I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”

“Oh, this your wife, huh? Ooh a lovely lady. Hey baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity, huh?”

“Poetry. Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.”

“All right, I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a PUSSY WIMP to let MacArthur go in there and BLOW OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS!”

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11 hours ago, Fuzz said:

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

“This man needs a hospital!”

”A hospital?  What is it?”

”It’s a building with doctors and patients, but that’s not important right now.”

 

 

”Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”

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I'm your Huckleberry

The fight's not with you Holiday... Oh I beg to differ sir. 

I was just fooling about... I wasn't! 

Val Kilmer's greatest role IMHO. This entire movie is quite quotable. 

That's Latin darlin. Evidently Mr Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate em. 

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18 hours ago, TNT009 said:

Denzel W........ Training Day!!  

 

KING GONG AINT GOT $HIT ON ME!

Coundn't resist. 

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1 hour ago, Fuzz said:

My god is stronger! He is the everlasting sky. Your god, lives underneath him.

You killed my Fathah!! You took my Fathah's swwwwooooorddddd!!!

The riddle of steel.. You know it? Don't you boy?

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1 hour ago, bundwallah said:

You killed my Fathah!! You took my Fathah's swwwwooooorddddd!!!

The riddle of steel.. You know it? Don't you boy?

Contemplate this on the tree of woe...

 

One I get a kick out of is Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack:

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

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5 hours ago, ebhead said:

 Crom; so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!

 

Took you long enough! 

Errrmmmmmm I have not eaten for days.....

And whose to say that you will?

Oh and I forgot. Predator.

"So you cooked up a story! And dropped us into a meat grindah! What happened to you Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust"

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American Psycho
“I have to return some video tapes...”

Rounders

“I want him to think I am pondering a call, but I’ll I am really thinking about is Vegas and the ******* Mirage”

Teddy KGB “kids got alligator blood, can’t get rid of him...”

The Hustler

Fast Eddie “I am the best you ever seen Fats, I am the best there is, and even if you beat me I am still the best”!


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