Your Wife/Girlfriend/partner are away.

[SigmundChurchill]

I’m not sure how to answer this for only 3 days because my house clears out every summer for the whole summer.  The wife spends the summer at the beach house and the kids go to sleep away camp.  Before she leaves, she fills up the freezer with steaks and buys paper dishes and plastic utensils because she knows how much I hate to do dishes.

When I’m not working, I play a lot of golf and Grand Theft Auto, and smoke a lot of cigars.  But my wife is pretty chill though, and she doesn’t mind me doing that stuff whil she is home.

The only real significant difference when they are not here, is that I can turn on the volume when I watch porn.

[BTWheezy]

On 7/14/2018 at 1:38 AM, fastkiller13 said:

@El Presidente you just nailed my weekend. Wife took off to see her dad and I'm home alone until Monday morning. I'm either very boring or have a great wife because I'm going to do exactly what I would do if she was home. I'm going to finish fixing the drainage problems at our new home, I'm going to cook a bunch of stuff on my new grill, smoke  a few cigars on the back deck, cuddle with my puppies. Good times, except for the 90° F weather, but I guess I'll be working early and napping through the afternoon.

If anyone can believe it I actually got my wife to help dig some. Yes I have proof: 

  

The new grill: Napoleon LEX with infrared side burner and infared rotisserie cooker. Thanksgiving just got real easy for me. 

Ted wins...perhaps based solely on the fact that he got his wife to run a shovel!

[fastkiller13]

6 minutes ago, BTWheezy said:

Ted wins...perhaps based solely on the fact that he got his wife to run a shovel!

I couldn’t beleive it myself. Good thing for smart phones or no one else would beleive it either.