OllyBond Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 “We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.” –Anuerin Bevan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyjb Posted August 17, 2018 Share Posted August 17, 2018 My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke - Radar - M*A*S*H 4077th 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RyviaUSA Posted August 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2018 "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -Cliff from Cheers (serious quote) Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results. -possibly Einstein 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OllyBond Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 “Yesterday’s home run doesn’t win today’s ball game.” –Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgeybaby Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 A few golden ones from Maggie: "To me, consensus seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies. So it is something in which no one believes and to which no one objects." "What is success? I think it is a mixture of having a flair for the thing that you are doing; knowing that it is not enough, that you have got to have hard work and a certain sense of purpose." "Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction." "Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchen Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 I have a client (architect) who is fond of saying, "a camel is a horse designed by committee." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LLC Posted August 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2018 If you can’t be on time, be early-meSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeypots Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Oscar Wilde - When bankers get together for dinner, they discuss Art. When artists get together for dinner, they discuss money. Money is like manure. Leave it in a pile and it stinks to high heaven. Spread it around and it makes everything grow. Various attributions. It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain(Debated) Life's like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you eat. Mr Natural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeerPimp Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 There's no such thing as idiot-proof, only idiot-resistant. -Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OllyBond Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 8 hours ago, joeypots said: It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain(Debated) One of my favs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozebag Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 "All men make mistakes, but only wise men learn from their mistakes." - Winston Churchill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckme10 Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” - Mike Tyson 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luv2fly Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains - Crash Davis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throberto Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 We have a motto at work:"It will be alright in the end, and if it isn't alright then it isn't the end"My personal motto:"It's better to say nothing and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" Sent from my SM-G903F using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigmundChurchill Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f***ing car. -The Wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drjammer Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 My favorite comes from my Dad (R.I.P) about how some people think they are better at something than they really are "Buy them for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OllyBond Posted August 26, 2018 Author Share Posted August 26, 2018 20 hours ago, SigmundChurchill said: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f***ing car. -The Wolf I new this was from some kind of movie. Just didn't recall which. Googled it to find pulp fiction. You must be one of them guys that's has a filing cabinet of movie quotes in your. I have a friend who pretty much talks movie quotes, almost as if it was his second language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigmundChurchill Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 7 hours ago, OllyBond said: I new this was from some kind of movie. Just didn't recall which. Googled it to find pulp fiction. You must be one of them guys that's has a filing cabinet of movie quotes in your. I have a friend who pretty much talks movie quotes, almost as if it was his second language. Yeah. I’m a movie guy, always have been. I especially like movies with good dialogue. There are certain movies that I remember every line. For no particular reason, this line just popped in my head when I read through the thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmf30180 Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 On 8/26/2018 at 10:41 AM, SigmundChurchill said: Yeah. I’m a movie guy, always have been. I especially like movies with good dialogue. There are certain movies that I remember every line. For no particular reason, this line just popped in my head when I read through the thread. Pulp Fiction is full of fantastic quotes. One of my all time favorites and one that I know all the lines. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritch Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, bmf30180 said: Pulp Fiction is full of fantastic quotes. One of my all time favorites and one that I know all the lines. Roger Avery rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiquidGator Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 From my Dad.... "Florida is a sunny place for shady people." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OllyBond Posted August 29, 2018 Author Share Posted August 29, 2018 One of the first things to do, is to love everybody … with love, all things are possible … and the one who has learned to love all people will find plenty of people who will return that love. –Ernest Holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMQQKIN Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There’s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. – Ronald Reagan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OllyBond Posted August 30, 2018 Author Share Posted August 30, 2018 When you meet a man, you judge him by his clothes; when you leave, you judge him by his heart. —Russian Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrouchoMarx Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 A woman is a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. Sigmund Freud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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