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Friday Funny. The Chicken in the bar

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That was the last straw...

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Why are chickens in cartoons always named either Vera or Gertrude?

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13 minutes ago, Islandboy said:

Why are chickens in cartoons always named either Vera or Gertrude?

Because they are plucky? What did the man say when asked why he hired a hen as his undertaker?

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15 minutes ago, Drguano said:

Because they are plucky? What did the man say when asked why he hired a hen as his undertaker?

Dunno....

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1 hour ago, Islandboy said:

Dunno....

Chicks dig me...

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Gotta love poultry punchlines.

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25 minutes ago, Drguano said:

Chicks dig me...

That's just fowl.

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31 minutes ago, Drguano said:

Chicks dig me...

... in life he was a real cock!

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I heard he was nothing to crow about...

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17 minutes ago, PigFish said:

... in life he was a real cock!

Stop your squawking, just because he ruffled your feathers.

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... looks like a wing and prayer did not help him!

 

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I was caught in a fight in a hay bar once. Wasn’t hurt bad though...just grazed. 

A buddy of mine owns a hay bar and does very well. Every night, he’s raking it. 

I had planned to go there last weekend with another buddy.  But at the last minute he baled. 

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Vera’s probably not all that bright. She should have realized something was different when she was greated with so many “hayay girl” welcomes....

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