Popular Post helix Posted December 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2018 Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it, Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay." The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together… quite an impressive work of art. Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, "Olaf... you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez." Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied, "Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MD Puffer Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 I was expecting this to end up with her going to the doctor for splinters or something along that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derboesekoenig Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Haha wow. Everything aside, honeymoon in Duluth? Sounds more like a nightmare to me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MD Puffer Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Sounds like Olaf saved himself a mint. Couldn't imagine a honeymoon in Duluth would break the bank, even after a shopping spree at Duluth Trading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WABOOM Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 It's supposed to be Olie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc1016 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 11 hours ago, helix said: their honeymoon to Duluth I don’t need a punchline. That’s the joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madandana Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 You know us to well...........By the way, Duluth is awesome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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