WINNER & RESULT ANNOUNCED!! 50/50 FOH's Weekly Poll Comp: #27

[MoeFOH]

50/50 this week delves into comedic and personality preferences when stuck in a confined space... that ol' chestnut. 

You know the drill: read the question, vote on the poll, elaborate in the thread if you so desire. Voting participants go into the draw for an El Pres sampler! - Drawn next Wednesday (Aus local time). 

All about 50/50...

50/50 is a weekly poll where we find out whether or not some serious bones of contention questions can be finally be buried or will instead remain above ground as a fleshy 50/50 debate... you know, such weighty issues as these...

If given no other option:

do you prefer Hunnicutt or Trapper in M*A*S*H? 

Connery or Moore as Bond?

Apple or PC?

Smooth or Crunchy peanut butter? 

do you prefer wearing men's or women's underwear?

 Sacrificing chickens or virgins?

...that sort of standard fare. 

Vote in the poll and further bolster your standpoint in the thread below if you wish. Poll Votes are public and there's a couple of sticks up for grabs for participants. 

Also, PM me Polls that you'd like me to conduct on 50/50 and there'll be a prize for those we decide to use. 

[anjimj]

Jerry 100%

[JohnS]

Yeah Jerry, without a doubt!

[lovethehaze]

Is really a 50/50 ? My guess 90/10

[LLC]

Would have to be Jerry. I like Ricky but after 30 minutes I think he would drive me crazy. 

[dobbs]

now i don't know either of them, but seinfeld seems like a putz, gervais for sure

-dobbs

[Habana Mike]

Love Jerry but Ricky has the British humour thing going on and he's a bit fresher.

Went with Gervais.

[Auspaul]

Ricky in the elevator could not handle hearing Seinfields voice had a boss at the same time as his show.He used to whine  sounded the same as Jerry and then say do I have to do everything myself .At first we laughed about similarities but most people disliked the show due to the whining boss.Had to turn sound down so I could watch Julia Louise Dreyfus

[Justin]

Did t really even need to read this one. Just seeing Seinfeld was all I needed. The guys a riot!

[Cazador]

Gervais would get grating quickly.

[MountainMilG]

I do think Ricky would get grating, but jerry would just ignore after a bit.  Still, jerry

[Cubadust]

What's the deal with elevatorns? I mean they can just go in two directions. I push the button and they go up and I push the button they go down. What if I want to go front or back or in a circle. Wooouldn't it beee beeetteeer to have an elevasphere? Or an elevaswing?

 

Vote Ricky.

 

[alloy]

Jerry 100%! Gervais is just obnoxious.

[Burningman]

20 years ago Jerry hands down. Today I'll go with Ricky.

[bmf30180]

I'm afraid I'd punch Ricky in the mouth pretty quickly, making for a really awkward situation.   

[Buck14]

Jerry's jokes are all pretty much all the same - BOOOOOOORRRIIINGGG! Plus he's so whiny.

Gimme Ricky even though I'm sure we'd be in a fight within 30 minutes or so.

[earthson]

Seinfeld as he is actually a comedian and while Gervais has been alleged to have this skillset, it has not been verified by anyone ever.

[David88]

I prefer Gervais as a comedian but I went with Jerry in the poll. I don't think I could cope with Gervais for that long in such as small space, Jerry seems like an easier guy to get along with

[Jal154]

Gotta go with Jerry

[MigsG]

Jerry.  Would love to discuss all the times cigars appeared on Seinfeld. 

[OldEasy]

I have to abstain from this one. I’d rather spend 2 hours with the corpse of George Carlin, Bill Hicks, or Mitch Herbert.

[rckymtn22]

Man this is a tough one as they both smoke cigars. Would love to sit out on a deck with both of them smoking. There would be a lot of laughing!

[Colt45]

comedians in elevators singing karaoke

yikes.....

[ShortFatHokie]

Jerry by a country mile.  Ricky just isn't that funny in my opinion.

[Subcomandante]

Jerry only because of the accent or lack thereof.