Popular Post El Presidente Posted November 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2019 Ken, we wish you well in your journey toward becoming an erotic novelist. Ben brought to my attention the following rather scandalous line from your last Kenfessions? "I am freezing cold, nipple-south" Now I am new to the arts of erotic writing (long term viewer) but what exactly does that mean? How does a nipple go south? Looking forward to your enlightenment. Maybe post a photo. Maybe not 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnS Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Congratulations on your new vocation, Ken! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogieluver Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, El Presidente said: Maybe post a photo. Maybe not Oh Hell No! Please. Why would you even suggest such a thing. You do realize it would be Ken’s nipple, right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMcLean68 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 OK I have been doing a little bit of research. Firstly, can I suggest that if you google "South Facing Nipples" Images......don't do it in a public place Ken may be right. Here are south facing nipples. It's like looking at Ken's twin! > > > > > > >| 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayala Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 @Ken Gargett your input would be most appreciated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Where is that picture of Ken stomping wine from many years ago? If I recall his nipples might have been showing then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ken Gargett Posted November 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2019 and whipcrack has a go at me about not working. nothing better to do? cigar ash has more imagination than you. it was merely a reference to having been standing in the surf whilst fishing (i would have thought this obvious) and being soaked from there down. it would be most acceptable for you to leave me alone for the rest of the day. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post El Presidente Posted November 1, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2019 Ken you get up me from not reading kenfession's and now you get up me for actually tuning in to some of the hottest writing since Jackie Collins! Run with it mate. Let kenfessions be your Kama Sutra! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, El Presidente said: Ken you get up me from not reading kenfession's and now you get up me for actually tuning in to some of the hottest writing since Jackie Collins! Run with it mate. Let kenfessions be your Kama Sutra! shouldn't you be more concerned about the fact that you have not taken Di to see the springsteen flick - you know what a huge fan she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islandboy Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Wouldn’t it be “nipples north” in Oz? Don’t google that in a public place either. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirVantes Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 If Ken was fishing standing up, his nipples would be at the same latitude as the rest of him. - Brought to you by Pendants Inc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 seriously, rarely have a encountered such a myopic and unimaginative bunch as the lot of you. i was soaked from around about near armpit level to my toes. does that help? i blame whipcrack for leading you all down this path. surely you should know by now, never listen to a word he says. the sad thing is that more people have probably read this thread than the actual piece. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirVantes Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Ken Gargett said: the sad thing is that more people have probably read this thread than the actual piece. Give us more credit than that, Ken. I'm sure all of us read the piece. I, for one, thought it was both Hemingway-esque and James Salter-ish. Expect a call from Stockholm soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 minute ago, SirVantes said: Give us more credit than that, Ken. I'm sure all of us read the piece. I, for one, thought it was both Hemingway-esque and James Salter-ish. Expect a call from Stockholm soon. very kind and i am happy to believe it so. and i still believe the skins will win the superbowl again during my lifetime!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 You guys must have some weird search history if your Google hits are NSFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogieluver Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Ken Gargett said: the sad thing is that more people have probably read this thread than the actual piece. Oh. There was an article or something? I missed it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianbeaver Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 he was thinking this. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subcomandante Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 The first novel from author Ken Gargett. Newcomer Ken Gargett ventures away from his comfort zone of reviewing Cuban cigars, scotch, and wines and bravely tackles his first love of romance novels. In his first novel he tackles the oft ignored nipple south fringe group of erotica. A saga that will take readers on a journey they will not soon forget. In less time than it takes to finish your petit corona your frozen Australia facing nip’s will soon be warm and supple and once again facing the North Star with Ken’s help. A must read for all fans of erotic fiction. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post IanMcLean68 Posted November 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 2, 2019 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 What in the hot hell has been going on while I was away?!?!?! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor2118 Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 On 11/1/2019 at 12:10 PM, El Presidente said: OK I have been doing a little bit of research. Firstly, can I suggest that if you google "South Facing Nipples" Images......don't do it in a public place I think my computer has an age appropriate setting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Hayes Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Ken, you well know that people don't read anymore. They scan human-friendly content in an F shape on a screen to get them to the next step in their user journey while enhancing their user experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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