Fuzz Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Why oh why in the world would you go and lick something you find on the beach, especially in Australia of all places?!?! https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/man-films-himself-licking-bluebottle-jellyfish-for-tiktok/news-story/587c3a0f491a112fb79845f71116bce5 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprach024 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Guys are stupid lol. Testosterone could be sold as “stupid potion” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Disappointing he didn't lick it. It is Gods way of thinning out the dickheads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMcLean68 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, El Presidente said: Dissapointing he didn't lick it. It is Gods way of thinning out the dickheads. Removed my comment, the creature in question was a blue bottle not a blue ringed octopus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Just now, IanMcLean68 said: I think technically speaking, the blue ringed octopus is venomous not poisonous. It has to bite you with its beak to get you, so I doubt licking it would have done much, unless it enticed the octopus to bite. Ok. Disappointing he didn't kiss it on the beak....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMcLean68 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Just now, El Presidente said: Ok. Disappointing he didn't kiss it on the beak....... Its OK, I got the creature wrong anyway. Still, as long as he avoided the tentacles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 minute ago, IanMcLean68 said: Removed my comment, the creature in question was a blue bottle not a blue ringed octopus or licked it repeatedly....... God's gift to influencers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Tigre Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Preferred Outcome: InstaDeath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, IanMcLean68 said: Its OK, I got the creature wrong anyway. Still, as long as he avoided the tentacles. tentacles are not the problem. as rob mentioned, the beak. if they bite you. as for that idiot, if breathing was not involuntary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMcLean68 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Ken Gargett said: tentacles are not the problem. as rob mentioned, the beak. if they bite you. as for that idiot, if breathing was not involuntary... The beak would have been the problem, as I also mentioned, if the creature was in fact a blue ringed octopus. But I got that wrong, the creature the guy was supposedly going to lick was a blue bottle, so the stinging tentacles would be the issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 Some days you just wish blue bottle's had control of their tentacles. Would've been nice to see it suddenly wrap it's tentacles around the fool's head as he goes in for the lick. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nKostyan Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 I think the guy knew what he was doing and got what he wanted- take a hype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar Surgeon Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 The Internet has made me very wary about what I lick in Australia. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leebert Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Geez - and I thought this was a breakout thread re: lifespan of the anti-jab dudes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mprach024 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 40 minutes ago, leebert said: Geez - and I thought this was a breakout thread re: lifespan of the anti-jab dudes... 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meesterjojo Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Too bad he didn't lick it proper and chase it with a tide pod, or whatever the kiddos are consuming these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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