Cigar Box Warning Labels

[Chas.Alpha]

In the States, our warning labels are rather bland. “Smoking causes Cancer” etc. Some of what I’ve seen around the globe is almost ridiculous. 
So, let’s come up with our own FOH labels that will make sense to our community...

I’ll start: “Smoking Cigars was the reason you had to see a veterinarian instead of a doctor after spending the weekend with Sophia.”

 

[Connoisseur Kim]

For me, I'll put "Cuban cigars are absolutely tasty that you'll have buying moar boxes of Cuban cigars addiction, rather than nicotine dependence." 😆

[Cairo]

Warning:  Cuban Cigar Acquisition Disorder (CCAD) is highly addictive and has been found to be a leading cause of personal bankruptcy worldwide.

[SirVantes]

Warning: Smoking cigars will cause you to be in a minority group, whose rights absolutely no one is interested in protecting.  The usual protectors will in fact actively work to exterminate you.  You may also develop a deep sense of irony.

[Akela3rd]

Warning: Give it six months, it's not ready yet.

Sent by spooky action at a distance

[SirVantes]

Warning: May cause shortness of funds, shortness of space, acute postal arrival anxiety disorder, repetitive strain injury to refresh button finger, giddiness (joyful), giddiness (credit statement-related).  Prolonged use may lower blood pressure, lower heart rate and suppress rage.  If symptoms persist, continue use. 

[Doctorossi]

CAUTION: It would be a lot less expensive to just eat a handful of cherries, drink a mug of cocoa and suck on an old leather belt for a while.

[cigaraholic]

I used to have a wonderful poster given to me by my Canadian tobacconist that I lost in a fire: Since Cuban cigars are still illegal in the US you might consider burning the evidence