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So FOH headquarters was broken into this monrning 5:45. Not much taken as it was a smash and grab as the alarms went off. 

Still, Police reports, police forensics, emergency glass repair, insurance.....there goes the day if not the weekend. 

We have the twat on CCTV vid for 4 minutes or so. He scaled the building and smashed a glass panel to get in. 

No hoodie/mask/gloves......he also left his skateboard here. :rolleyes:

.....perhaps not one of god's most intelligent creations. :D

 

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What a sack of shit. We’ve had a few breakins over the years and the morons always seem to take the dumbest things. Two monitors off a desk without taking the actual computer, boxes of branded pens,  etc. What did he get away with??

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Agreed El Pres, there's better ways of spending a Saturday. Also, yes...this guy is an idiot. He will get caught. Kindly post up the happy news when he is apprehended. :yes:

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1 hour ago, Lrabold89 said:

Chad Muska

In his homeless days maybe.

No, but the guy was arrested about 500 feet from where I live. 

41 minutes ago, Meesterjojo said:

When you catch him sit him down and make him chain smoke cigars until he vomits. 

I was thinking give him cigars but in a different orifice. Finally a good use for Guantanamera Cristales. 

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You’ve got 90 seconds in the FOH headquarters before the cops arrive….do you go for the stash of Gran Reservas or the FOH women’s briefs?!?!? 

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Just now, El Hoze said:

You’ve got 90 seconds in the FOH headquarters before the cops arrive….do you go for the stash of Gran Reservas or the FOH women’s briefs?!?!? 

The briefs obviously. You'll be more popular in prison.

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Looks like a 50+ year old d-bag that can't understand why he didn't make it big like Tony Hawk and probably lives behind the skate park.  Poor thing, should either get a job or be put out of his misery.

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20 minutes ago, El Hoze said:

You’ve got 90 seconds in the FOH headquarters before the cops arrive….do you go for the stash of Gran Reservas or the FOH women’s briefs?!?!? 

Or the Top Secret submarine plans?

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9 minutes ago, Drguano said:

Or the Top Secret submarine plans?

You mean he was grumpy, spoke French and that skateboard is actually a grand baguette XXL .... 🙂

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10 hours ago, Meesterjojo said:

When you catch him sit him down and make him chain smoke non-Cuban cigars until he vomits. 

Fixed.

Should take between 1-3 depending on his constitution.

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