MoeFOH Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 We're pretty sure the good ol' Dad joke would've surfaced during Thanksgiving more than a few times... and, let's face it, is basically an ever-present force globally... After all, nothing beats a good Dad joke, right? So, bust em out! Pop em in the thread below. Give us your best... or worst... depending on how you see it. We'll run this for a week. All entrants go into the draw for a Customised FOH Cap from Cigar Merchenaries! Personalise it as you see fit... Use your initials and Month/Year of Birth... or just a special box code to you... or something totally different... sample pics below. Have fun with it and have a great weekend! (Kicking it off below with some from an Insta feed I follow) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Akela3rd Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Q - What's a Hindu?A - Lays eggsSent by spooky action at a distance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chas.Alpha Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Q: Why did God create woman? A: Sheep can't cook. Where’s my DaaaAaady? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevrknow Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 From my 14 yr old on Turkey day as we're taking pictures no less. In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fuzz Posted December 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2021 I don't know why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk more in advertising. He's basically one big Banner. Which days are strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. I asked my date to the gym, but she didn't show up. I guess the two of us won't work out. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni now. I was in a job interview yesterday. They asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, "No, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody." This year's Fibonacci Convention is going to be really special. Apparently it is as big as the last two put together. I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can just feel it. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamthewolf Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Why didn’t the melons get married?Because they cantaloupe. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post La_Tigre Posted December 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2021 My Dad was in the garage and pointed to his ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said….."I never knew my real ladder.” 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichG Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 Six year old daughter whines, “Daaaaddy I’m hungry”. You reply, “Nice to meet you Hungry, I’m daddy.” (Stolen from one of the worlds greatest dads - Bandit of Bluey fame) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 What do Jawas do during a pandemic? Quarantini!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fuzz Posted December 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2021 I got carded last night buying some booze, and my Blockbuster card fell out. The checkout girl said never mind. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fuzz Posted December 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2021 It's inappropriate to make dad jokes if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa. 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rupe Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigFish Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 A crossdressing group decided to take a train into the city to visit their favorite club. When they found there were not enough seats to accommodate them, where did they take their complaint? the trans-sit authority... 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpecialK Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Why do all the Danish Navy's ships have bar codes on them ? When they come into port they can Scandinavian... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habana Mike Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow..... The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words. Two guys stole a calendar. They both got 6 months. Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.There would be mass confusion. More to come.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 12/3/2021 at 9:20 AM, Nevrknow said: From my 14 yr old on Turkey day as we're taking pictures no less. In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him. this one - daylight second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor. When does a joke become a "Dad joke"? When it becomes apparent. I got fired on my first day as a bank teller. I woman came in and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Stop looking for the perfect match... use a butane lighter. I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevrknow Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 12/2/2021 at 8:33 PM, therealrsr said: not funny but my personal all time favorite having 4 girls: Kid: Dad can it get (insert today's flavor)? Me: Of course you can! Kid: Wow thanks! Me: How are you going to pay for it? I always say " Buy what you want. It's your money." Then I get "the" look. 🤣🤣 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chucko8 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 How does a man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeFOH Posted December 14, 2021 Author Share Posted December 14, 2021 Sorry folks, missed drawing this one last week... better late than never The random draw winner is @La_Tigre !! Congrats!! Please PM your details (name, address, phone and email) to me, and we'll arrange dispatch of your prize. Please include what you'd like for the custom code embroidery. Thanks to all who participated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijan Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Congrats @La_Tigre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodfortune Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Congrats! Great looking cap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibearsv Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichG Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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