WINNER ANNOUNCED!! FOH's Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke - Friday Funny Comp!!


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We're pretty sure the good ol' Dad joke would've surfaced during Thanksgiving more than a few times... and, let's face it, is basically an ever-present force globally... After all, nothing beats a good Dad joke, right? :cigar:

So, bust em out! Pop em in the thread below. Give us your best... or worst... depending on how you see it. :thumbsup:

We'll run this for a week. All entrants go into the draw for a Customised FOH Cap from Cigar Merchenaries! Personalise it as you see fit... Use your initials and Month/Year of Birth... or just a special box code to you... or something totally different... sample pics below. 

Have fun with it and have a great weekend! :spotlight:

(Kicking it off below with some from an Insta feed I follow)classic-dad-hat-khaki-left-side-61a9395604ef8.jpg

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Q: Why did God create woman?

A: Sheep can't cook.

Where’s my DaaaAaady?

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From my 14 yr old on Turkey day as we're taking pictures no less.

 

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

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not funny but my personal all time favorite having 4 girls:

Kid:  Dad can it get (insert today's flavor)?

Me:  Of course you can!

Kid:  Wow thanks!

Me:  How are you going to pay for it?

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A crossdressing group decided to take a train into the city to visit their favorite club. When they found there were not enough seats to accommodate them, where did they take their complaint?

the trans-sit authority...

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Why do all the Danish Navy's ships have bar codes on them ?

When they come into port they can Scandinavian... 

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I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.....

The fact that some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.

Two guys stole a calendar. They both got 6 months.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.There would be mass confusion.

More to come....

 
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On 12/3/2021 at 9:20 AM, Nevrknow said:

From my 14 yr old on Turkey day as we're taking pictures no less.

 

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

this one - daylight second. 

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How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

When does a joke become a "Dad joke"? When it becomes apparent.

I got fired on my first day as a bank teller. I woman came in and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Stop looking for the perfect match... use a butane lighter.

I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

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On 12/2/2021 at 8:33 PM, therealrsr said:

not funny but my personal all time favorite having 4 girls:

Kid:  Dad can it get (insert today's flavor)?

Me:  Of course you can!

Kid:  Wow thanks!

Me:  How are you going to pay for it?

I always say " Buy what you want. It's your money."

Then I get "the" look. 🤣🤣

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  • 2 weeks later...

Sorry folks, missed drawing this one last week... better late than never :cigar:

The random draw winner is @La_Tigre !!

Congrats!! :party:

Please PM your details (name, address, phone and email) to me, and we'll arrange dispatch of your prize. Please include what you'd like for the custom code embroidery. 

Thanks to all who participated. :thumbsup:

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