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» » » She has never knitted before....I was hoping she was taking it up

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» » Well as long as she doesn't sharpen them....you should be okay.....

» » Maybe

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» You know a clean cut results in a better prognosis for reattachment

:ok: Just ask John Bobbit:-D

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» Let me paint you a picture.

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» We have been flat out at work. Yesterday, my saintly wife Angela asked if

» she could come into the city, pick me up and head off to buy some luggage

» for our family's week holiday coming up on DayDream island.

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» No problem I thought, time was tight as I had a meeting at 1pm but sure.

» She came in we purchased the said luggage and she gave me a hug and asked

» if I had time for lunch. I said that as much as I would love to, I had a

» meeting to get to. She asked if I had anything planned for dinner....I

» said no and that I would be home at 7:30pm as normal. No problem...another

» hug, a smile and I headed back to the store and she headed home.

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» I arrived home at 7:30pm to be greeted at the front door by my son Ben and

» daughter Becky opened the door and asked "Dad...have you got the cake".

» "What cake?"

» "For Mum's 40th birthday"

» AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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» I apologised as no man has apologised before...but she was great (that was

» the scary part).

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» I have sent an entire years cultivation of flowers to my house today with

» a card saying "Happy 40th + 1 day Birthday"

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» What else can I do....How much trouble am I in?

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» PS..I blame Lisa for not reminding me ;-)

LOL. I could have sworn you were telling us a work of fiction. I would send her to a day spa. I think that would go a long way.

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  • 5 years later...
  • 2 months later...

Maybe a guilt purchase of a tennis bracelet 6-10 carats will help

giving Her knitting needles could be dangerous.....ohhh

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Though this is late in your quest and I am sure things are ok now. I had done the same thing.

I now have satelite reminders (friends) that contact me weeks in advance do to the abuse that I took for making such a mistake.

Hey, we are men, it's what we do.

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Though this is late in your quest and I am sure things are ok now. I had done the same thing.

I now have satelite reminders (friends) that contact me weeks in advance do to the abuse that I took for making such a mistake.

Hey, we are men, it's what we do.

If I can recall correctly, Rob now has all birthdays and anniversaries up on a whiteboard... and Lisa smacks him on the head a few days before as a reminder! :D

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  • 4 years later...

Know this is an old thread, but had to read the whole thing and offer a reply. This is one damn funny thread. Obviously, el Prez survived the worst of indescretions! Best part of this is the wealth of support and understanding from all the guys here. Seems a LOT of us have similarly screwed up at some time! Keep up these posts, Rob. Great entertainment!

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