Tampa1257 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment". The husband replies, "your eyesight's perfect". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 :lol2: A woman tells her husband she wants to have breast enlargement surgery. "Surgery, you don't need surgery for that!" he replies. "Oh really, what do you suggest then?" "Take some toilet paper, and rub it between your boobs". "And how, pray tell, will that work?" "I don't know, but it sure worked for your a$$!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havana Joe Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erol Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 » A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her » husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment". » » » The husband replies, "your eyesight's perfect". » » LOL, sounds like a happy marriage :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.e2a46b57b5880109ddf171d1b6f9daea.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now