$20

[Tampa1257]

~TWENTY DOLLARS~

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new

husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more

than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to

afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find

her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer

was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had

been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find

another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and

therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3

million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but

finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

[Fatshotbud]

» ~TWENTY DOLLARS~

»

"If I'd had any idea what you

» were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

Good one!

[cvm4]

LOL! Busted!...

[Ginseng]

:lol3:

[wp2]

LMAO Tampa! Good one!!

[MarkM]

ROTFLMAO

[Colt45]

Good one! In a similar vein......

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold

Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly

neither of them are hurt.

God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!

There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we

should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our

days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,

This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My

car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the

bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the

bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

[12stones]

Anyone got that lady's phone number? I can keep my mouth shut. ;-)

[El Presidente]

:rotfl: