A Scotsman goin to the dentist


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A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost of a tooth extraction.

"85 pounds for an extraction, sir", the dentist replied.

"85!!! Huv ye no got anything cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge", said the dentist.

"Wit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual sir, but I could do it and knock off 15 pounds."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your trainee dentists and still without an anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to 40 pounds."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin' ?

"It'll be good for the students" mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you 5 pounds, but its going to be very traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin laddie! Its a deal", said the Scotsman.

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

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