El Presidente Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 If it was Ken it would be for urinating in public :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yossie Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 » Long Story........will tell Monday » » But make up your own in the meantime ;-) » Oh, They finally find out Guys on the Czar sell leave which contain bad chemical substances.:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Did you manage to throw Ken that for up the side street across from the deck after he confirmed it was he who left the ash in your $800 ash tray.:-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 BRISBANE (AFP) - Tragedy was narrowly averted this afternoon as Bribane police were able to peacefully resolve a hostage situation at Friends of Habanos House. Details are sketchy, but a bespectacled woman was led away in handcuffs, muttering, "I run the show around here while he sits around smoking and drinking. I wasn't about to clean his damned ashtrays too." When asked for comment, FOH owner Rob Ayala replied cryptically, "I give her outburst 4.5/6 smokerings. She just needs a vacation is all. If she can get the remaining Holiday orders processed, we'll ship her off to Cuba, and then to America for a little while. She needs the rest, as 2008 should be a banner year for our business, and someone has to hold down the fort while I fish and ride Harleys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.harten Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 @ tigger's response. Nicely done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 You were showing some watches to a good friend. You suggested he put on his favorite and go outside to see it in the sunlight. You called the cops and told them someone just stole a watch...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strayvector Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I bet you've been working with the cops to bust all the prostitution happening at the bath house and then sent Ken over there right before it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginseng Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 » BRISBANE (AFP) - Tragedy was narrowly averted this afternoon as Bribane » police were able to peacefully resolve a hostage situation at Friends of » Habanos House... Well done, mate! Wilkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy2 Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 There was a riot at the *** bathhouse ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacostiakat Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 » BRISBANE (AFP) - Tragedy was narrowly averted this afternoon as Bribane » police were able to peacefully resolve a hostage situation at Friends of » Habanos House. » » Details are sketchy, but a bespectacled woman was led away in handcuffs, » muttering, "I run the show around here while he sits around smoking and » drinking. I wasn't about to clean his damned ashtrays too." » » When asked for comment, FOH owner Rob Ayala replied cryptically, "I give » her outburst 4.5/6 smokerings. She just needs a vacation is all. If she » can get the remaining Holiday orders processed, we'll ship her off to » Cuba, and then to America for a little while. She needs the rest, as 2008 » should be a banner year for our business, and someone has to hold down the » fort while I fish and ride Harleys." Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2advnture Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 » BRISBANE (AFP) - Tragedy was narrowly averted this afternoon as Bribane » police were able to peacefully resolve a hostage situation at Friends of » Habanos House. Too freaking funny bro ~Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokum Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Hope someone didn't clip the wrong cap !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 » Details are sketchy, but a bespectacled woman was led away in handcuffs, Woman who shall remain nameless, handcuffs, and a (wo)man dressed up in a uniform? Doesn't sound all that far-fetched........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 » Long Story........will tell Monday » » But make up your own in the meantime ;-) your wife found at that you no longer work in real estate? re the ashtray, we have established that, while i take full credit, sorry responsibility, for placing ash in said items (and for christ's sake, they are bloody ashtrays, what else are they for?), i was given full permission to do so by that schoolboy you are in the process of corrupting, minismithy. and nothing to do with me. this post was the first i knew of anything untoward at czars (okay, that is not true, i meant untoward specifically in relation to this event). and love the news report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 8, 2007 Author Share Posted December 8, 2007 » BRISBANE (AFP) - Tragedy was narrowly averted this afternoon as Bribane » police were able to peacefully resolve a hostage situation at Friends of » Habanos House. » » Details are sketchy, but a bespectacled woman was led away in handcuffs, » muttering, "I run the show around here while he sits around smoking and » drinking. I wasn't about to clean his damned ashtrays too." » » When asked for comment, FOH owner Rob Ayala replied cryptically, "I give » her outburst 4.5/6 smokerings. She just needs a vacation is all. If she » can get the remaining Holiday orders processed, we'll ship her off to » Cuba, and then to America for a little while. She needs the rest, as 2008 » should be a banner year for our business, and someone has to hold down the » fort while I fish and ride Harleys." Beautifully written Tigger :rotfl: I did have to provide a police statement (rare experience being on the other side). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmax Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Funny stuff Tigger!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Nothing as interesting as Tiggers I was corrupting minismithy with a cigar and a few drinks on the deck late Friday Afternoon. Very enjoyable way to end the week when we heard a female screaming and shouting for help across the road. We couldn't see the people involved as I assumed they were in the carpark at the back of the house pictured. A male then ran out of the house smashing a womans handbag on the road...he ran back into the property and the screaming started again. I called 000, the operator put me through to the police service and I gave them the address details but as the screams continued I told the operator I was going to go across the road now....and to please send backup as quickly as possible. I left Minismithy behind as I didn't want to explain to his mother why he was in hospital with a knife wound and I jogged to the carpark at the back of the property where one woman was hysterical and having an asthma attack while the guy stood over her yelling and generally being an arse. I asked him to step away from the woman. He told me to go forth and mulitply by myself. Small standoff but he eventually moved away. I called an ambulance. Further standoff but nothing got ugly, just a series of icy stares, he telling me to bugger off and I calmly kept telling him to keep his distance from the lady. 4 squad cars and an ambulance arrived within 4-5 minutes.....and I was happy to see them. Both were taken away. Just another peacefull Friday afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I asked him to step away from the woman. He told me to go forth and mulitply by myself. You should have offered him a Foster's and a cigar... "She'll be right, mate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsd Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Wow Prez. sounds like you need to add "hero" to your bio on the "meet the moderators" thread. Nice work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 » Wow Prez. sounds like you need to add "hero" to your bio on the "meet the » moderators" thread. Nice work! My wife suggested "Idiot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARRV Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Very gutsy move Pres. Well done » » Wow Prez. sounds like you need to add "hero" to your bio on the "meet » the » » moderators" thread. Nice work! » » My wife suggested "Idiot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I jogged to the carpark at the back of the property You 'Jogged' that would be a first!! Did you put down your cigar and glass of wine first or kept both in hand as you 'Jogged'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 » I jogged to the carpark at the back of the property » » You 'Jogged' that would be a first!! » » Did you put down your cigar and glass of wine first or kept both in hand » as you 'Jogged'? I put down the wine. The Cohiba Robusto (ABR 07....excellent cigar...medium full with rich flavour) came with me as my support team ;-) I cursed that I forgot to take the Table Torch lighter we use on the deck. You caught me out Smithy.....after the Jog I actually called the ambulance for myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 » Did you put down your cigar and glass of wine first or kept both in hand » as you 'Jogged'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 » » Wow Prez. sounds like you need to add "hero" to your bio on the "meet » the » » moderators" thread. Nice work! » » My wife suggested "Idiot" Isn't it funny how they all want a hero , then you marry them and you become an idiot for helping someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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