rckymtn22 Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 While enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy let's call him "Ken" decides to try his luck with an attractive woman sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks Ken to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and go back to her apartment. Later, Ken pulls out a cigar from his jacket and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" "No, don't be silly," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he, then?", demands the bewildered fellow. Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That's me before the operation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipfoley Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 I hope he had a really good cigar with him to lessen the pain after that bombshell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellery Posted September 3, 2009 Share Posted September 3, 2009 ...the same thing happened to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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